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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am
perfect wording with just the right ph**o...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am
How on earth did that happen?


FOR THE BENEFIT OF OTHERS -


TAGS: labor day calendar
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:48 pm
And the 18% are the children of people like I just described. No one gets from poor to wealthy without working hard; it's just a matter of what you work hard AT.
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:46 pm
Most wealthy people (excluding the 18% or so who inherited their money) worked their bloody a**ES off to build up a business that could eventually not only run, but grow and expand without their active participation. I would call that working smart.
OliviaLaRosa - May 4, 2012, 2:29 pm
RonE, I politely disagree. Most wealthy people live on capital gains. They do not work. No one works harder than a working parent, on call 24-7 for 20 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 6, 2011, 12:36 am
It takes a presence of a mind to manage the body. Take away the mind and your average workers are just a bunch of ordinary people with tools
mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:15 pm
those wealthy without laborers, are wealthy only on paper...5L
rerun - September 5, 2011, 2:12 pm

Mentally harder maybe, not physically.
RonE - September 5, 2011, 12:45 pm
Misconception. Most wealthy work harder than your laborer. That... is how they get wealthy.
TheLeprechaun - September 5, 2011, 10:43 am
5...I'll drink to that.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 6:44 am
One for the worker5!


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN -




ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am
very true...


WHAT DID I MISS? -


TAGS: male logic
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:00 am
I guess it's impossible... No problem, we have other traps for timmies here.
creepshow22 - May 26, 2011, 12:23 am
How do I delete it??
forseti - May 25, 2011, 10:35 am
creepshow, you are awesome! Now delete it, we want some "I don't get it" postings!!!
creepshow22 - May 25, 2011, 3:40 am
Lol because they had eggs, the person thought his wife meant to get six cartons of milk if they had eggs. It's a misunderstanding. I just got the joke haha.


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


Safety First -




FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

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zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: solitude hate people bukowski calendar
Rating: 4.96/5

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Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
There goes Megaton.
maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:52 am
THat's A Great One.
holymoly - May 8, 2012, 5:57 pm
Nice... That A bomb in the backgroud should take care of that...


FEAR OF SPIDERS -


TAGS: calendar spiders gone
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greeny - August 4, 2011, 6:54 am
lol


SKILL -


TAGS: car fail talent kitd
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:35 pm
Don't be ridiculous, clearly the car climbed the ladder and reversed itself into the house's roof for a cosy fit in a room with a view. . . :D


WHAT I HEARD -


TAGS: rider on a pale horse
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - January 16, 2016, 6:59 am
And R.S. Jake
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jzZ4wSQogY
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 10:22 am
Wow! The fact that this has received so many votes can only mean there are more poor bastages out there than I thought! :) Thanks guys! Stay stong!
Thunderstrike - August 14, 2011, 2:50 pm
that's sort of like my sister in law staying here for almost two months I still wake up screaming....
ICEMAN - August 13, 2011, 12:03 am
Ahhh yes, the voice of experience. 5 old school poodles fer ya Jake.
crankyhead - August 12, 2011, 10:34 pm
5pectacular
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 5:35 pm
Too bad I can only vote once. mega mother in law5


FORTUNE -


TAGS: bad luck calendar
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 6:10 pm
Poor little fellow


DON'T TAKE CHANCES -


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


2AM DICTION -


TAGS: june calendar challenge
Rating: 4.95/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:56 pm
Indeed, 5L. x
Azzameen85 - June 15, 2011, 11:16 am
Don't care at about the grammar. The point got through. 5L
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:44 am
sooo i hate to be the grammar Nazi but you missed out a to in between hate and be. If you going to correct someone else's sentence structure at least check your own.
corneredbadger - June 14, 2011, 11:37 pm
sooo i hate be the grammar Nazi but it should be either "mom started" or "mom was starting". because now that ive seen that it is bothering the hell out of me
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:07 pm
Ha! Well done.
CaptainBaked - June 14, 2011, 2:38 am
HAHA! Nice...


SHE IS A BEAUTY -


TAGS: june calendar pretense youth
Rating: 4.88/5

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fascistfrenchman - August 23, 2014, 3:51 pm
So that's how the huntsman got away with not killing Snow White.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:56 pm
I should say i have daughters who are proudly 5th generation b1tches :) Sure, they look adorable, but they turn REAL quick.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:54 pm
I like to think she's the girl in question (ie, heart owner). The other, far darker, option is she's the next victim... I went with the first interpretation
isus - June 14, 2011, 1:41 pm
can any1 pls explain wtf am I not getting about this picture? i don't understand what is so nice on pic. tnx
Sho - June 7, 2011, 10:23 pm
Holy sh*t
spacedog - June 7, 2011, 9:28 pm
I like it Greeny. 5L
crankyhead - June 7, 2011, 8:20 pm
5pectacular
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Speechless! TMP
Reality Lord - June 7, 2011, 7:23 pm

yummy...and very cool
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 6:28 pm
not cool bro
MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 9:30 am
Very nice!
Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:01 am
Awesome.. Fav'd


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LucasI34

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.




FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.


TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.68/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.


WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? - Arming the British police was an experiment... It went terribly wrong... Is there a Doctor in the house?


TAGS: dalek bobbies
Rating: 4.64/5

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Claire - June 9, 2010, 2:20 am
Hell yes.
Chef - June 9, 2010, 2:18 am
Made with sonic vodka I hope!
Claire - June 9, 2010, 2:16 am
No, no. They can hover these days. They now laugh in the face of stairs. 5 sonic screwdrivers, my friend.
Chef - June 9, 2010, 1:25 am
Quick... find a staircase!
Derek - June 8, 2010, 7:09 pm
WE.. ARE.. MASTERS.. OF.. DISGUISE


COMMUNISM - It Isn't ALL Bad


TAGS: red alert 3 games communism
Rating: 2.58/5

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SS - August 30, 2009, 6:45 pm
Screw you, only 2 girls from that pic are from the Soviet faction.
jake - June 3, 2009, 5:10 pm
living in a post-Soviet country, I can tell you that yes, it IS all bad! (buy the women ARE incredibly h**...)


Missing -


TAGS: valentine february dead missing marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - December 31, 2017, 5:48 pm
The plunger ... because he knows what he likes ... lube optional (dude's a total trooper that way -- don't ask me how I know).
Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old ****...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




CONSULTANT -


TAGS: calendar i don t work here
Rating: 4.58/5

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Linda111 - August 22, 2011, 3:25 am
Thanks for the great article here at your website. I know it will help me and many others. Pandora Jewelry
mariand - August 21, 2011, 12:17 pm
true 5tory


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: calendar friendly home fire
Rating: 4.96/5

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Coombsy007 - August 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
Nice! 5L


LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway




PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


BAD VS GOOD -


TAGS: worse indifference malice calendar mariand
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 9:37 am
Bam! 5L
Rudedog - January 18, 2013, 10:49 pm
So true


FISH BOWL -


TAGS: calendar cat dinner brown trout
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm
Am5ome
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:23 pm
Cute.


VALENTINES DAY - It's over. Now piss of you fat little flying freak.




BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




NEW ROMANTIC HOLIDAY (JUST FOR MEN) -


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


FULLY LOADED -


TAGS: us troops alexander hamilton
Rating: 4.55/5

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Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:57 pm
jeez louise.. it's a picture of some troops deploying.. as in standing up. Should have put it in the tags. oh well
Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:25 pm
To me it was kinda obvious that the picture was of someone who DID stand up for something...but yeah it could be a bit better I guess.
nuvious - January 20, 2012, 7:37 am
Yeah, not enough context to the quote. The way it's framed it makes it look like the insult is being aimed at the troops. It'd be hard to put a picture with it because you need someone who's doesn't take a stand, and it's hard to express that visually.
jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:10 am
hmmm kinda jacked up I even say no to this one... bad show
caveman - December 20, 2011, 12:23 am
Apart from the fact that it makes sense, this makes no sense whatsoever
Airman - December 19, 2011, 2:20 pm
no sense? it is a direct quote made by Alexander Hamilton, the first Sec of the Treasury of the US. He's on the $10 bill. He is listed in the tags. This isn't a joke.
kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 1:29 am
kind of makes no sense and plus jokes about troops are pretty bad even if they are truth


Request -


TAGS: calendar get used to disappointment
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:12 pm
Okay! Party's on! 5LOL lions!
concern3 - May 18, 2015, 12:08 pm
excellent a 5er
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:21 am

LOL5


THE JACKET OF MAN -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


TERRORISM - everyone is being vigilant


TAGS: terror alerts
Rating: 4.71/5

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commihameha - August 26, 2011, 1:26 am
Scots: mess with them and they'll throw a tree at you. :D
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 8:25 pm
Airman - the French! 1) Run, 2)Hide, 3) Surrender, and, 4) Collaborate.
440wakeup - May 25, 2011, 8:56 am
perfect example of the coalition of the willing
forseti - May 25, 2011, 3:06 am
ROFLMAO! The Scots rock!
house - May 24, 2011, 7:54 pm
Loved it, 5L. So true with the Aussies but even if the BBQ was cancelled we'd still just sit inside, drink beer and watch the footy
Greeny - May 24, 2011, 7:34 pm
5L - it would be 6L had it included Canada!


BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: birthday calendar death good evil
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:23 am
I try to be a realist... every day it's a Bday!!!


MOVE LIKE JAGGER -


TAGS: calendar dance move jagger mariand
Rating: 3.93/5

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mariand - November 19, 2012, 4:45 am
hey twill... this pic is unretouched, is just the way I found it...as about the poster, it's 100% original and from my point of view, much more funny that the other one you've mentioned.
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:28 pm
See poster 160191 for an unretouched version.


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

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Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


THE LAST SHUTTLE MISSION -


TAGS: atlantis finale
Rating: 4.93/5

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ICEMAN - July 22, 2011, 5:59 pm
Some folks just don't need costumes.
Sean - July 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Dammit. Don't psychoa***ize me on the internets. That's what PM's 'r for. Sheesh. And by the way, try as I might, I have never made a very convincing spider monkey. *sigh*
Airman - July 22, 2011, 11:05 am
Not sure about the baboons. Nor were there any howler monkeys. I think the scientists were chimps. the baboon question needs to be resolved
Airman - July 22, 2011, 11:03 am
interesting that you chose the gorilla.. I watched the remake with MarkyMark, and there is a definite pecking order. The Orangutans wore the white robes and were the politicians.. the Gorillas were the Generals of the Army. The chimps were everywhere
Sean - July 21, 2011, 4:07 pm
Oh shoot. That woulda been hilarious.
Airman - July 21, 2011, 3:47 pm
the window closed at 6am eastern time this morning..
Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:03 pm
Now to figure out how to turn a rabbit suit into a gorilla costume .... (As if I am not too late. They're back already, aren't they?)
Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is great. Thanks for sharing, Airdude! I love it.
Airman - July 21, 2011, 11:58 am
thx for the comments. I actually heard a DJ on the radio suggest this while I was driving in to work yesterday. Laughed all the way in
Greeny - July 20, 2011, 8:20 pm
Outstanding!
MPsniper - July 20, 2011, 6:25 pm
BRILLIANT....just brilliant
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:55 pm
Good one Airman.
champ99 - July 20, 2011, 2:49 pm
Now that would be the ultimate gag to pull. 5 shuttle tiles to you.


YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.


ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG -


TAGS: sparkle alex louis armstrong armstrong major armstrong
Rating: 2.85/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:22 am
And by "man", you mean cartoon character?
darkdragonsword - June 30, 2010, 1:21 am
The only man allowed to sparkle and look straight doing it
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
You are for sure right!
Yes. - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Without a doubt.


SUCCESS -


TAGS: hang this at work calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)


FUNERAL FOR SURE -




PLAY FIRST PAY LATER -


TAGS: temptation calendar itchy bald beaver
Rating: 4.75/5

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ughomer - April 30, 2012, 11:45 am
Leave it to Wally!!
GaryO - April 30, 2012, 11:15 am
Izzat Jerry Mathers??


MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.


TAGS: whale circumcision fore skin divers
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


Seriously - 3 -


TAGS: seriously calendar owl bird
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2016, 4:21 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - February 23, 2016, 3:23 am
Great picture, funny a 5er
JesusWept - February 22, 2016, 7:05 pm
A lost cause hehe.
MissPriss - February 22, 2016, 7:00 pm
Nope but they're trying really hard to make one up...teehee.


SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


CAMOUFLAGE -




MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:19 pm
Well ****. Get this man three more cameras!
gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am
...you a**.


MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY - Despite medical advances, there is no surgery for the human heart, not really.




COLLECTING DUST -


TAGS: ancient wisdom calendar
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greeny - December 26, 2017, 9:23 pm
Back at ya Bunnyman
Sean - December 26, 2017, 8:04 pm
tl;dr ... I mean jeepers. 5 line of text ... who has that kinda time? Good to see you Greeny!!!!
Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 3:54 pm
But kids these days.. -actually, kids all throughout history- think they know everything already. There are certain things only experience can teach.
smalltownguy - August 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Sigh. Youth is wasted on the young.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:39 am
they're waiting for the movie to come out
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 10:23 am
There's also that emotional and spiritual strength isn't something that can be gained by reading a book. It takes time to build strength, kinda like working out to build muscle


TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless


BABY SEAL -




DéJà VU? -




FELT NOT MEASURED -


TAGS: elderly calendar respect handshake
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

nice
GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic


PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriot calendar george bernard shaw
Rating: 4.26/5

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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:14 am
Or it could just be that you were born in America where we are the most wealthy and even our poor people live better than 90% of the planet. Oh and we saved the world, many times over.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:24 pm
CODMW2
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:10 am
Bravo...x5
Sean - April 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
PATRIOTISM Narcissism by proxy.
farseer1013 - April 19, 2011, 8:03 pm
exactly!
Derek - April 18, 2011, 8:27 pm
Fantastic.


THAR SHE BLOWS -


TAGS: whale watcher moby
Rating: 4.44/5

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MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)


PRODUCT PLACEMENT 2 -


TAGS: june calendar 28th
Rating: 4.26/5

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lilyrose234 - June 26, 2015, 9:16 pm
Sickening. s**t!
440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 9:05 pm
i sure hope the camera is on...bro send me the pix
champ99 - June 28, 2011, 2:52 pm
Now THAT is a Smart Phone...


4th of July -


TAGS: calendar america dodgeball
Rating: 4.17/5

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motifayk - July 5, 2013, 12:42 pm
Somehow the name can be split to form a racist slur. "We're better than you and we know it" - White Good Man...Good White Man Ha ha LOL..


HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?




FOREVER AVAILABLE -


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am
thanks!
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


200 BUCKS WOULD BE NICE -


TAGS: pass go calendar monopoly dice
Rating: 4.85/5

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Robikus - September 17, 2011, 6:23 pm
I keep rolling the dice but can't even get a freaking upload. Maybe I should try inverting my pics since I live above the equator.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:51 am
Creativity at its fine5t...well done melon man!
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:39 am
Am I on Vermont? Connecticut? I believe that is HUD housing down there.
mariand - September 16, 2011, 1:17 am
GREAT... I'm between ICE and champ...fav'd
Sean - September 15, 2011, 11:45 pm
"amsome" ... boy does that take me back. You're (or should I say "your"?) the best, space. Keep the faith, man.
spacedog - September 15, 2011, 9:32 pm
Amsome poster. 5L
pzykosiz - September 15, 2011, 6:43 pm
oooh, i'm in the upmarket area. 5L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2011, 5:35 pm
I like it. 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:13 pm
HA! I cost more than any of you!
Alixian - September 15, 2011, 10:28 am
Yay, I'm Pentonville Road, or for those in the US, Conneticut Avenue
champ99 - September 15, 2011, 9:40 am
Awe5ome. Faved.
Verdeckt - September 15, 2011, 6:21 am
5adly "Community Chest" hasn't been the same since Cubby left


OUR ELDERS -


TAGS: calendar old forget young death
Rating: 4.75/5

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CloudchaserS - September 19, 2011, 9:58 am
It is wise to listen to old folks. They have more experience with life and they are living history lessons


WHAT YOU DON'T SEE -




CRAP - I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up "Wish I Had Life Alert Now"


TAGS: crap life alert
Rating: 4.23/5

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BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT - It would be worth watching if these two were the judges




I LOVE MUAY THAI -




THERE IS AN APP FOR DYING - Introducing The New iCoffin




SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am
In5pired


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -


TAGS: blowed up watermelon calendar
Rating: 4.65/5

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CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:52 am
R. Lee Ermy should team up with Gallagher
mariand - October 9, 2011, 8:31 am
LOL...making fun of sorrow


365 FOOLS -




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: calendar ignorance correct answer mariand
Rating: 4.84/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:29 pm
when you get sent to the office every day it's easy to hear gossip amoungst the office staff I know this from experience
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:33 pm
Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!
mariand - April 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
Guys, don't worry, the one who was tested, it had the right solution... for that situation... BTW, Rick, your solution for the quadratic equation is corect.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:59 am
Seems like we stepped on a nerve with mister rone here... And Rick... ever occur to you that I was being ignorant as well?? maybe you should take a step back some time ;) just saying
RonE - April 5, 2012, 11:43 am
The actual solution cannot be determined this is a bogus question. As stated in the ph**o... just sayin.
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:36 am
Fool... I was being ignorant on purpose, as defined by this poster... (I think I fooled him)... Yeah that's right, I WAS doing it RIGHT all along... (he definitely feels like an idiot now... I wonder if he can read my mi-- Fffuuuuu...)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:22 am
Correction Rick: x = -3 OR x = -2 x can not have 2 values at the same time... 5L
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:06 am
x = -3 & x = -2 . . . Just in case you were wondering. . .
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:10 am
OOOH, YEAH. well played


MEDIUM RARE -


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.


WHATS THAT SONG? -


TAGS: calender 27 alien karaoke decipher
Rating: 4.63/5

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conundrum - August 27, 2011, 9:10 am
I'm glad some one got it... I was scared the joke would be missed...
Greeny - August 27, 2011, 8:52 am
Hahaha-There's that 5ong again!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


RELIGION -




SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.


TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

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DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am
but don't worry he comes back


ADVERTISING - Makes stupid people buy things.




IN ALL THINGS -


TAGS: balance calendar easy death
Rating: 5/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:25 pm
Phew... wow!
maoworks2 - March 13, 2012, 9:24 am
It Makes You Think 5L.


EASY TO LEARN -




EACH AND EVERY SERVES A PURPOSE -


TAGS: rotten apples wtf pig calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:34 pm
yeah...5 fermented apples for you


GROWING YOUNG -


TAGS: age old tale
Rating: 4.85/5

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forseti - April 27, 2011, 11:34 am
very nice, Greeny! 5L
fatelvis - April 27, 2011, 8:06 am
Nice, 5L. Post @ Motitwist


THEN AND NOW -


TAGS: calendar then now ant hill
Rating: 4.68/5

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tlwestrope - July 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
And Little Johnny gets busted by the EPA because the ants are on the endangered species list.
taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:22 pm
He can work for the Terrorist Support Agency (TSA) and cop a feel, though. Sad to think things are this whacked.
rerun - July 18, 2011, 5:10 pm

Boy, this sure is the truth


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


DEVELOPING NATIONS -


TAGS: calendar europeans variety spice life
Rating: 4.28/5

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AllegedAccomplice - August 23, 2011, 11:59 am
Hey hey hey you forgot Eastern Europe is also the Bride Basket of the west.


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